Ever had one of those moments where you just wanted to smash one of those massive cream pose into someones face like a clown . . . All the time you say? So do I.
Let's get one thing straight playing sport . . . Not my thing I'm a bit unco at the best of times so when someone who is a sport freak (who probably feeds off the sweat of innocent beings like myself) tells me to do sport I wanna pie smash her . . . And when her stupid friend joins in I find myself thinking " wow 2 pies"